Bear Hunting

Geno and I went bear hunting. While I stayed in the cabin, Geno went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. As the enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. Geno jumped up, slammed the cabin door and yelled to me inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"




OK, this did not happen either, but it's a good story nonetheless.