I Pissed Wolfie Off
Yes, my big mouth got my little butt into trouble again. I pissed Wolfie off.
Again.
The first time I met Wolfie, she called me an idiot. It was at a blog about the State Of The Union Address, starring your host Mickey Mou... no wait, George Bush.
People think George Bush is not a very intelligent person.
So anyway, Wolfie and I are on the same blog. I had never heard of her and she probably wishes that was still true. But it's not. A bunch of goofs and I (sorry about the redundancy) were at this Bush speech blog thing. And of course, showing the proper amount of respect for the occasion, we had a drinking game going. Hey I didn't START it.
Wolfie didn't seem to like that. I still don't get that.
But I made a comment on this site as follows:
"Take a drink every time he says 'nucular'."
Woflie didn't understand how I are. (yeah you read it right, "how I are).
Hopefully, she never will. She seems too normal.
She immediately fired back with "You idiot, it"s nuclear."
And so we introduced each other. You had to be there.
I said, "Wolfie, I know it's nuclear, and you know it's nuclear, but listen to him. He says Nucular."
And he does. No one knows why.
She realized I was right and we immediately fell in love. Then we got married. And divorced. Because we realized we were each too strong a force to be so close together a lot, or that's what she said...
And I made some of that up. But just the last part. The rest is true. Wolfie and I have been friends ever since. (No, we weren't married. Pay attention!)
But getting back to my point, I pissed Wolfie off. I think. Can't remember why, though. I'm pretty sure Geno had something to do with it.
She has a great site (website Geno, website). Better than min... As good as mine.
But be warned. If you think Geno is an interesting subject, well,... let me put it this way. You have to graduate from Geno College 'Magna Cum Laude' to even be considered for admission at Wolfie University.
Disclaimer:
Here I sit,
Like a s**t,
Wolfie's gonna have a fit.
posted by Tramp at
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
2 Comments:
Actually, I think my first words to you were 'Dew me studmuffin'. Hey I can't help it if the shrub makes my nipples hard can I?
(That sentance makes me feel unclean. Pardon me while I climb outta my skin now. The things I'll do for a laugh.)
But very soon your magnetic personality and studly nickname made the pepsquad in my girl bits start doing backflips.
You did propose marriage but after I smacked you upside the head with my left rampart, you wisely retracted it and offered to be E_lustbuddies.
Now what was this about Geno cumming on a college? I really ought to pay more attention. Are there pictures?
p.s. ~ you owe me 3 months back alimony and the twins want to know when daddy is coming home. But if you could at least pony up the cash I can afford my next step into an addiction (porn addiction that is - wolfie needs some new dvds) and some new ho clothes. Thanks.
You're absolutely right Wolfie. But I hate sending anything to you.
It always feels like sending sheep to the slaughter.
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