Move Over Emeril

Did you know that Geno was a Chef? Neither did I until I received this latest story from Alrad.






JUST LIKE GENO.....ALWAYS USING IMPROPER TOOLS FOR THE REQUIRED TASK AT HAND!!! JUST LIKE THE MAKINGS OF "TURTLE SOUP." YUP, YOU HEARD RIGHT, TURTLE SOUP. A GOOD FRIEND AND GENO, WHO SEEMED TO BE VERY MUCH OF THE SAME TYPE OF THINKING, FOUND A TURTLE ONE DAY. IT WAS MAYBE 12 INCHES AROUND. TOGETHER THESE TWO GENIUSES, HE AND TJ ARE GOING TO KILL THE POOR GUY AND MAKE SOUP. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO KILL A TURTLE WITH PLIERS, HACKSAW AND A HAMMER? DO THESE TOOLS SUGGEST ANYTHING TO ANYONE OUT THERE? THE BIGGEST PROBLEM SEEMED TO BE GETTING AND KEEPING THE TURTLES HEAD AND NECK OUT SO THAT THEY COULD EITHER THUNK HIM OR CUT HIS HEAD OFF. I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS WAS ONE HECK OF A WILEY TURTLE....AND HE MEANT TO LIVE NO MATTER WHAT. THEY HIT HIM, THEY THUMPED HIM, THEY TRIED TO SAW HIS NECK, THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT AN HOUR IN TJ'S KITCHEN. ALL THE WHILE THEY ARE DISCUSSING THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT HURTING CERTAIN INTERNAL ORGANS, OR, THE MEAT WOULD NOT BE FIT TO EAT. WHAT ABOUT ADRENALINE PUMPING THROUGH THIS GUYS BODY I ASK AND THINK! AT ANY RATE, AFTER ALL THIS TIME THE TURTLE FINALLY JUST DIES ON THEM. IT TURNS OUT ALL THEY REALLY HAD TO DO WAS TO WEAR HIM OUT AND HE DIED OF EXHAUSTION! GO FIGURE.....JUST ANOTHER BIT OF FUN IN THE CHRONICLES OF GENO. --


Well Alrad, I think the turtle died laughing. This story has all the makings of a classic Shakespeare tragic comedy. That's the best part of running a blog. My readers keep teaching me things I never knew.

The story you have just read is true. The names were changes to protect everybody but Geno.