Here Comes Friday Night Again
It's almost Friday night once again and tonight some friends and I have plans to terrorize the horse track owners. We are heading to the horse track to take all their money. I haven't been there for a while, but I always win money. It's a simple system that I use and it works every time. Thank Equibase for the tips. They give you the actual odds, not the trackside odds designed to throw you off. By picking the horse with the lowest odds and betting to show, I always double my money at the very least. Sometimes I quadruple it. But do not trust the trackside odds, they don't want you to win. Thanks, Equibase!
posted by Tramp at
Friday, May 12, 2006
4 Comments:
Wait a sec...you're saying the track owners DON'T want me to win? But...the ads? The ads make it sound like they do want me to win.
I need reexamine, well, everything.
-cbol
Sweet, I won all but one race. The one I lost, my horse died. Really.
And Cbol, I forgot about the ads. Ads never lie, so I must be wrong. What was I thinking?
you guys have way more fun than me....that sound you hear is my exhale of envy...ps: sorry the horse died, at least it wasn't the rabbit,
The rabbit is at the dog track. Oh, you mean THAT rabbit!
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