The Money Must Be Coming

This is the latest communication I have received from those nice people who want to give me a bunch of money. With my latest offer I,m sure it is only a matter of days.

City Trust wrote:
TO THE ATTENTION OF: TRAMP VALUE OF CLAIM: US$8,000,000.00 USD DATE: 11/05/06 We write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail Further to this, there is an urgent need for you to pay the require fund for the registering and indemnified of your claim. This formalization will commence at the registering of title and deed Therefore; your claim will be forwarded for indemnifying as the accredited beneficiary to them. That is why you are required to send the fund. Please if you cannot follow our rule, I advice you to stop further communication.
Yours Sincerely,Mr. Peraton Fenando Director of Operations

He advises I stop further communication? I didn't start this pal.

This is how I responded to that.

I have placed triple the requested amount in escrow with my bank. You may verify this if you wish. If you would be so kind as to pay this for me to accelerate this transaction, I will be glad to triple your investment. I thank you for your assistance.

Tramp

That should make him happy, don't you think? And Mr. Peraton Fenando, when this is all over, I'll have two words for you. Want to guess what they are?


UPDATE: I've grown tired of this fellow. So I sent my last letter to him. Here is a copy, slighty edited.

Mr. Peraton Fenando
Director of Operations

You, sir, are a f**king moron. Is there really anyone out there today stupid enough to believe the bulls**t you spew (I mean besides you)?
If you are going to go around trying to harm innocent people in the same way that Osama Bin Laden tries to harm innocent people, then why don’t you join him? I’m sure the two of you would get along famously. Then we could eliminate both of you with one fell swoop. Saves us time and trouble.
Technology today is a wonderful thing. It’s probably way over your head, so, being the helpful type of person that I am, let me explain it to you. The internet is NOT an anonymous place, as you seem to think. Tracking software today pinpoints the location of all users, including you. Expect a visit.

Tramp

P.S. The two words that I had for you, they were “Suck this.”