Quotes

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -Samuel Goldwyn (1882-1974)

"Tradition is what you get when you don't have the time or the money to do it right." -Kurt Herbert Adler (1905-1988)

"A man is known by the company he avoids." -Unknown

“The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one.” -Anonymous

"I don’t know why, but I’ve always found it difficult to make friends. Know what I mean, Dickhead?" -Anonymous

“The first time I went on a sales call I got three orders. Get out, stay out and don’t come back.” -Tramp

“No offense, but looking to you for political insight would be like asking a rabbi the best way to bake a ham“. -R.Z.

“In Texas, ‘feminine protection’ means a concealed, pink, Glock 9 mm.” ---Dan

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." -Johnny Carson

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. " -Mark Twain