Geno And A Horse

Geno walks into a tavern and sees a jar full of cash on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says "If you can make my horse laugh, you win the money." So Geno walks around back of the tavern, whispers in the horses ear and the horse starts laughing and snorting and stomping his hooves. Geno walks back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash.

A few weeks later, Geno walks into the tavern and sees another jar of cash on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and the bartender says "My horse hasn't stopped laughing since you were in here last and if you can make my horse stop laughing you win the money." So Geno walks around the back of the tavern and everyone hears the loudest sobbing and crying coming from the horse. Geno walks up to the bar and reaches for the jar of cash.

"Hold on a minute", says the bartender. "I've gotta know what you said to that horse."

"Well," says Geno, "the first time I came in, I told him that my dick was bigger than his."

"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.

"I showed him." said Geno.