A Note From Our Senior Fashion Editor

This comes from Colleen, our senior fashion editor. She has some tips on how the best dressed are going to be doing it this Summer. Take it Colleen.


AT SOME POINT YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP THE "DAISY DUKES"



SENIOR DRESS CODE:
Many of us (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not to attempt to stay current with fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7 A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least...my personal favorite
13. Thongs and Depends