Welcome To 'Who Is More Stupid'

Welcome, ladies and gentleman, to the new game show that is sweeping the nation. I call it 'Who Is More Stupid'.

Our first contestant is 24-year-old Cory Favreau, who got into an argument over contestants on the show 'American Idol'. So serious was Cory about his favorite contestant that he hit his friend over the head with a sharpened, cross-shaped object attached to a bicycle chain for disagreeing with his choice. You don't diss his contestant. I should also mention that his friend was also his mother.

Our next contestant is 18 year old cooking wizard Sean Davey, who set a washing basket on top of the electric stove. The heated burner set fire to the clothes, which set alight a nearby bag of shopping which caused a can of deodorant to explode, blowing out windows and lifting the roof. The blaze caused $70,000 of damage to the house. Learn to eat out, Sean.

Our third contestant is a 24 year old man who wishes to remain anonymous. It is actually his wife who is in the running. She says he was cutting a relative's hair Tuesday night and apparently wasn't doing a great job. She took offense to this for some reason and stabbed her husband in the chest with a knife. Heck of a tip for a free haircut.

But these contestants are going home empty handed tonight as our winner has to be this cop.