College Letters

Irene sent me this. It's old, but it's good.

A college girl went to she her doctor about a rash she had on her chest. The doctor asked her to take off her blouse to have a look at it.
"This rash is very unusual'," the doctor said,"It's in the shape of an 'M', where did you get this?"
"I'm not sure," she replied, "but I recently met this guy from Michigan."
The doctor just shook his head and gave her a prescription for some creme. Two weeks later the college girl return to see her doctor again.
"Doctor, I have another rash on my chest," she cried.
"Ok, take off your blouse so I can have a look at it," he replied. "This one is in the shape of an 'I'. Where did you get this one?"
"Oh," she said, "I met this guy from Indiana."
"Okay," said the doctor. He wrote her another prescription and she was on her way. Two weeks later, she return again with another rash on her chest.
"Okay, let's see this one," said the doctor. So she took off her blouse and she had another rash in the shape of an "M" on her chest.
The doctor saw it and said, "I guess you're back with the boy from Michigan?"
"Oh, no," she replied, "But I met this girl from Wisconsin..."