Nice Saturday

It's a beautiful Saturday here in Ohio. I couldn't decide whether to go on the bike or the river. But that decision was made for me. A good friend of mine (or so I thought), Jpaul170, has made plans with my wife to put up an arbor in her garden. So now I'll be working in my wife's garden. Thanks, J.

Now he is in a hurry to get started. Oh yeah, we'll hurry things along just for you. Bet on it!

So I told him that I have a favor I'm going to do for him.
"I'm going to poison you."
J: "That's funny."
Me: "I'm serious."
J: "How are you going to get me to take poison?"
Me: "Oh, you'll take it."
J: "I'm not gonna... What is that, a tranquilizer gun dart?"