Monday, July 17, 2006

Sweet Has A Geno Story

Sweet sent a Geno story that she personally experienced. The following are her own words.
We'll call this one,

"Geno Flaunts His Meat".

Tramp, I think it's time for another Geno Story! Away we go. When I lived in Phoenix a few years ago Geno was in town and stopped by to see me. I told him I was considering becoming a vegetarian. I asked him to try it with me for seven days. His response was a definite NO and then he proceeded to give me his top ten reasons why I should not become a vegetarian.


1) Vegetarians are weak.
2) Being a vegetarian is expensive.
3) Vegetarians only eat rabbit food.
4) Vegetarian food is not TASTY.
5) Being a vegetarian is trendy.
6) It takes to much effort.
7) Vegetarians judge people who eat meat.
8) Vegetarians are members of PETA.
9) Vegetarians don't wear leather and
10) Vegetarians secretly wish they could eat meat.

Geno explained that every woman needs a 'Healthy Hot Dog' every now and again. However, he would be happy to hang out with me for seven days to see how it goes. Needless to say the first couple of days I did just fine. By Wednesday, I started hearing Geno say 'Healthy Hot Dog' even when he was not around. As the week went by I soon lost the word 'healthy' and just wanted a 'hot dog'. By Saturday, when Geno came by to see how I was doing, I was ready to give up and have a BIG and TASTY HOT DOG. Geno asked me, "Did you see me at the pool last night?" I told him, "Oh no you don't. I am not falling for any of your tricks". Geno said, " Now Sweet, I was at the pool and I took your picture. Here, I just got them developed". I have attached the picture so you can see Geno’s handy work. Then he asked me if I was interested in a 'big fatty hot dog'. He still gets a laugh about the whole vegetarian thing and constantly asks me "Where do you get your protein?" Followed by that wonderful Geno laugh!

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