Arlen Ness

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Have you heard of Arlen Ness? He is a motorcycle designer. For the life of me, I don't know how he stays in business. I realize that we all have different tastes, but to me everything this guy makes looks like crap. I go to the Harley store and I can spot Ness accessories a mile away."Boy, look at that piece of crap", I'll say. I walk over and sure enough, it's a Ness.

Arlen, you can polish a turd, but it's still a turd.

I'll see someone who has bought Ness accessories and I'll say, "What the hell is that?"
They'' say, "It's a Ness".
I'll say, "It looks like anus. You're riding an anus?"

I prefer Kuryakyn.