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Bob needs a hobby.



Guy Finally Tires Of Girlfriend’s Breasts

KANSAS CITY - What was expected to be another night of groping, sexual advances, and amateur videography, soon evolved into a quiet evening at home reading the newspaper as Bob Breemer's longtime fascination with the breasts of his girlfriend Jennifer Wesley came to an abrupt end.
Breemer, 28, who has spent the last six months obsessed with Wesley's breasts had no real explanation for his recent change of heart, but insists he's still attracted to his girlfriend...and her breasts.
"I don't know, there's really nothing wrong," Breemer said. "She's got great boobs. A full C cup and nice cleavage. I just really wanted to read the newspaper."
Wesley, however, isn't so sure. While she admits she has wished Breemer would stop pawing at her and trying to go up her shirt ever since they first met last year, now that it's a reality she can't help feeling insecure.
"He used to come over and it would be straight for my chest. He gave them names and would talk to them and present them with special gifts -- like lacy bras and haltertops, Wesley said. "It's like he doesn't even notice them anymore."
Breemer says he still loves Wesley's breasts but their relationship has matured and he's discovered other parts of her that he likes even more than her breasts -- like her mind.
"My mind?" He likes my f***ing mind? Gimme a break, he might as well tell me I'm ugly and fat and he can't stand the sight of my naked body."
"I just wanted to read the damn newspaper." Breemer repeated. "Her boobs will be there tomorrow but today's newspaper will be meaningless."
"That's what he thinks," Wesley said as she headed for the door. "I'm going over to Dr. Nathan's and I'm getting them enlarged. He'll be sorry."
Added Breemer, "my credit card is on the dresser."