A Real Lifesaver

This comes from my wife.

A Bowl of Lifesavers

A teacher was doing a study testing the 'taste senses' of first graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The students began to say what they tasted...
" Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all Honey flavored Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste so the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God! They're assholes!"