The Continuing Story Of Poo

The latest in a series by Sweet.

This posting is for 'A', my newfound friend. I believe he issued a challenge as to whether could I “walk the walk”, or was I all talk. Therefore, I am doing the walk.
We will explore farts and food this weekend. I will continue my walk until someone begs me to stop. As I've said, I have tons of information regarding poo and it associated components.

Let's get started!

Fart Personality Test

It is a proven fact that the way one farts speaks volumes about his personality. For example:
The shy man farts, and then blushes.
The scientific man bottles his farts.
The proud man claims other people's farts as his own.
The dishonest man farts, and then blames it on the dog.
The unfortunate man tries to fart, but instead shits.
The imprudent man lets loud farts, and then laughs.
The vain man loves the smell of his own farts.
The lonely man farts on a first date.
The dumb man likes other people's farts because he thinks they are his own.
The cruel man likes to fart in other people's faces while they are sleeping.

Did you know?

Poo is often considered a delicacy in many American fast food outlets and is frequently used in the large-scale production of the Quarter Pounder burger and your common bean burrito. "Bean Burrito" In today's fast food industry the most well known food item made from poop is from a fast food chain. This outfit, aka TB, states that all of their bean burritos must contain at least 51% poo if they are to be sold to the public (the remaining 49% of the burrito is made up of a variety of filler items including pinto beans, onions, guar gum and mouse fur).

Though the Baby Ruth candy bar doesn't have the same history behind it as the TB product , it is yet another example of successful commercially produced Poo Cuisine.