The Farmer's Party

From Irene.


A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."
The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man!"
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkin' going on."
The college guy says, "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."
And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope you are ready."
So the college guy responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."
"One more thing," says the farmer. "Did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"
"Far out!" says the college guy. "I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"
The farmer says, "I don't care,...it's just going to be me and you!"