The Search For Bongo Butt
I've been hearing of a mythical creature all of my life. It's called Bongo Butt.
I decided to go on a search for this creature to see if it really does exist, and to drink beer. This could take time, but being the dedicated investigator that I am, I thought it would be worth it.
My first stop was the local bar. Hey, you gotta start somewhere. I asked the bartender about this myth. I said, "Have you seen Bongo Butt?"
He said, "Over in the corner."
I said, "Really?"
He said, "Hey, you asked."
He had me there. Technically, I did ask.
So I went to the corner to look and this is what I found. Mission accomplished!
posted by Tramp at
Monday, October 02, 2006
12 Comments:
Bongo Butt kicks ass! Or maybe slaps ass. I'm not quite sure.
We investigate, you decide!
Well after much thought, I've decided. Bongo Butt
spanks some serious ass!
Key word, 'serious'.
I don't recall ever seeing a female from India with a
large ass. She must live in the area that still has food.
It's odd that you should mention India. A friend of mine has been telling me that carbs in your diet are bad for you. And that fat is harmless. I didn't buy that. So I researched it (he is wrong). As part of my research, I contacted one of the best cardiovascular physicians, a top cardiovascular surgeon and a top gastroenterologist.
All three were from India.
Perhaps a story is in there.
I'm sure there's a story.
People wonder why they get foreign doctors.
Acually most of them are very, very good.
In an unrelated note, but I found it very interesting,
is that the population of truly poor people in India
far exceeds the ENTIRE POPULATION of THE UNITED STATES. I had no idea of the vast number of poor
they have there.
Dollar for dollar, that is true. But keep in mind they require much less than Americans. They have no need for plasma TVs, yachts, weekend homes and the like. They could live just as well as us on less than a tenth of the income because they are not possessed by the same consumer greed we have here.
I'm not shouting from my soapbox. I am just as guilty, if not more, as the rest of us. I'm just making a point.
Perhaps they don't even know these things exist.
What you don't know, won't kill you.
Tell that to someone who lost someone to CO poisening or a gas leak!
You just took all the fun out of this conversation.
I need an anti-depressant.
Sorry. That is an important point I always make when someone says something about not knowing not hurting. I never let that go. There are people out there who actually believe that statement. Believing something that dangerous calls for a heavy hitter. It could save a life.
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