Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Quotes For This Holiday

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." -- Erma Bombeck

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart

"On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence." -- William Jennings Bryan

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