Two Italians On A Bus

From my personal collection.

Two Italian gentlemen, an older one and a young one, were seated on a bus. A lady gets on the bus and takes a seat next to these gentlemen.
She overhears the elder one saying, "First Emma come. then I come, then two asses come together, then I come again..."
She says, "Hey! I don't need to sit on this bus and listen to you brag about your sex life!"
The elder gentleman says, "Whatta da hell are you'a talkin about? I teacha him how you'a spell da Mississippi!"