SouthernGirl Defines Religions

This is a great piece. And reasonably accurate too!


A little something to amuse (or offend) everyone!

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

Taoism Shit Happens
Hare Krishna Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism This Shit Happened Before
Islam If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage
Zen What is the Sound of Shit Happening?
Buddhism When Shit Happens, is it Really Shit?
Confucianism Confucius Say, "Shit Happens"
7th Day Adventism Shit Happens on Saturday
Protestantism Shit Won’t Happen if I Work Harder
Catholicism If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah’s Witness "Knock Knock, Shit Happens"
Unitarian What is this Shit?
Mormon Shit Happens Again and Again and Again
Judaism "Why Does This Shit Always Happen to Me?"

and last, but certainly not least...

Rastafarianism Let’s Smoke This Shit