Ask Dr. Chill

Dear Dr. Chill,

I am so sick and tired of having to tolerate the enormous quantity of bullshit that politicians and other gasbag morons constantly spew. It's gotton so far beyond the need for boots that I must now wear a snorkle when I'm around them.

Can't you do something about this?

Signed, Shitstained.


Dear Shitstained,

I know so very well of what you speak. Unfortunately, my chill pills cannot solve this problem.

That's why I've developed my new product. When taken along with chill pills, this will solve that age old problem once and for all.

Now we must figure out how to get them to take it!

Dr. Chill

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