A Note From Sweet

Tramp:

Sorry......I just had to share...............please put down the beer.....before reading...........

Sweet
xoxoxoxo

How did she know I had a beer? -Tramp


Q. Why does poop sometimes fizzle like Alka Seltzer when it hits the water?

A. Fizzling can happen if the poop is supercharged with bubbles of fart gas. After discharge from the body, the poop is in a lower pressure environment and it degasses.