Amendments To The Man Code

Remember the 'Man Code'?

I posted it a while back.

Well, if you are a man, you should know it.

And if you are a woman, it doesn't matter to you.

Anyway, here are the new Amendments to the 'Man Code'.
Men, commit them to memory.



Official Amendments To The Man Code

1ne: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies in order to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.

2wo: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

3hree: You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she is officially your girlfriend.

4our: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

5ive: Friends do not let friends wear Speedos.
Ever.
Issue closed.

6ix: It is acceptable for you to drive her car.
It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

7even: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

8ight: The girl who replies to the question, "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox.
End of story.

9ine: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
Ever.

Violation of the rules contained within the Man Code will result in your being called a wuss.
Repeat offenders shall be referred to as Mrs. Wussy.

As it is written, so shall it be.
The International Council of Manlaws, Inc