Monday, April 02, 2007

The Foolish Man

From Corrine.


The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled “You Can Be the Man of Your House.”

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."


Anonymous southerngirl said...

that's the only correct answer, yes?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

To my knowledge, yes.

Unless he can find a fast pardon!

I don't mean a Presidential pardon.

I mean a "I'm sorry, pardon me please. I must have lost my mind there for a minute"

Tuesday, April 03, 2007 7:43:00 PM  

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