rectum deodorant

From Southern Girl.

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now, is this somethin we (with the exception of sheryl crow) really need?

i mean, like if ya bathe on a somewhat regular basis, there shouldn't be a need, right?

Right! But we aren't blonde. - Tramp

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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unphased, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any".
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container...

" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "