Albert Einstein's Birthday

From Carrie.

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Albert Einstein's birthday was on March 14. He would now be 127 years old.

Few people remember that the honored Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated, many times, that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. . .

Oh be quiet - - - I didn't write this, I just sent it to you.