Cuckoo! Ahem Cuckoo!

From Southern Girl.

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WHY FEMALES SHOULD AVOID A "GIRLS NIGHT OUT" AFTER THEY ARE MARRIED.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the martinis went down way too easy.

Around 3:00 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (cuz 3 + 9 = 12!) So smart!

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem too upset at all. I was thinking...whew! Got away with that.

Then he said, "I think we need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said, 'Oh shit' and cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."