Unbelievable

Another of my favorites.

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A large, ill-tempered and extremely homely woman was entering a Wal-Mart with her two children, ages 9 and 11, in tow.
She was making nasty remarks to her offspring and generally being rude.
The greeter said to her, “Welcome to Wally World. Nice kids you have there. Are they twins?”
This bewildered her. The kids were different ages, different heights, and did not look anything like each other in her opinion.
“No, they’re not.” she replied. “Why do you ask? Do you think they look alike?”
“No, I don’t,” said the greeter. “I just can’t believe that someone screwed you twice.”