Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a great guy (not a man, but a guy, just ask him). He can be exciting, or he can be outraged. He stays up to date on the latest popular issues. He does what can do to help us uphold our Constitutional rights.

Dave (who is affectionately referred to as His Daveness) is also a very funny person. He used to write a little column every Sunday from the Miami Herald, or so I've been told (I've read every one of them as he wrote them, and I received them three days before they were released. (Yes, I felt privileged)). He writes great books and produces great movies (I received his last movie, 'Dave Barry's Guide To Guys', before it was released in exchange for promoting it. (Yes, privileged)).

He has a blog in which he has a strict policy of not making fun of people's names (yeah, right). For example, here is Dave NOT making fun of a man named Bobby Moron.

It is in that spirit that I will now NOT make fun of this nice lady. I am, of course, assuming that she is a nice lady. I cannot prove this. But, as Dave is fond of saying, I am not making this up.

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