I'll Second That!

From Irene.

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Doctor's Opinion

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
"You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work.
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
After any rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."

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"When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.
A woman already knows."
-- Frederick Ryder