The Old Folks

Geno is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Geno heads off into a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Sweet, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Geno turns to Sweet and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
He replies "SEX!!!"
Sweet exclaims, "Why you old geezer, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know", Geno says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Sweet, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Sweet would hold Geno's manhood.

Then, one night, Geno didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Sweet decided to find Geno and make sure that he was O.K.

She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident who was holding Geno's manhood!
Furious, Sweet yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?!?"

Geno smiled and replied..............

"Parkinson' s!"