Well, I'll Be!

From Trev.

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A salesman knocks at the door and a young boy answers.
The little boy says, "Please be quiet, sir. My mother is a prostitute and works all night. She sleeps during the day"
The salesman scratches his head and says, "Well, I'll be a son of a bitch"
The little boy replies, "I'm a bastard myself, but I don't go around ringing people's doorbells and telling them about it."