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From Irene.

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A couple of jokes today for you...

Not Smart

Finding his wife in bed with another man,
the dismayed husband cried out,
"Jan what are you doing?"
Turning to her lover, the wife frowned and said,
"Didn't I tell you he was an idiot?"

Fishing Hubby

One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river as usual.
It was cold and raining, so he decided to return to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed, and lay near his wife.
"What terrible weather today, honey," he said to her.
"Yes, I know... but my idiot husband still went fishing!"