LOADED QUESTIONS

From Southern Girl.

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BE CAREFUL! AND GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

1. WHAT IS A FOUR- LETTER WORD THAT ENDS IN K AND MEANS THE SAME AS INTERCOURSE?
2. WHAT IS IT THAT A COW HAS FOUR OF AND A WOMAN ONLY TWO OF?
3. WHAT CAN YOU FIND IN A MAN'S PANTS THAT IS ABOUT SIX INCHES LONG, HAS A HEAD ON IT, AND THAT WOMEN LOVE SO MUCH THAT THEY OFTEN BLOW IT?
4. WHAT WORD STARTS WITH F AND ENDS WITH U-C-K.
5. NAME FIVE WORDS THAT ARE EACH FOUR LETTERS LONG, AND END IN U-N-T, ONE OF WHICH IS A WORD FOR A WOMAN?
6. WHAT DOES A DOG DO THAT YOU CAN STEP INTO?
7. WHAT FOUR LETTER WORD BEGINS WITH F AND ENDS WITH K, AND IF YOU CAN'T GET ONE YOU CAN USE YOUR HANDS?
8. WHAT IS HARD, SIX INCHES LONG, HAS TWO NUTS, AND CAN MAKE A GIRL FAT?
9. WHAT FOUR-LETTER WORD ENDS IN I-T AND IS FOUND ON THE BOTTOM OF BIRD CAGES?
10. WHAT IS IT THAT ALL MEN HAVE ONE OF; IT'S LONGER ON SOME MEN THAN ON OTHERS; THE POPE DOESN'T USE HIS; AND A MAN GIVES IT TO HIS WIFE AFTER THEY'RE MARRIED?

KEEP YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER

1. TALK
2. LEGS
3. A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL
4. FIRETRUCK
5. BUNT, HUNT, RUNT, PUNT, AUNT
6. PANTS
7. FORK
8. ALMOND JOY CANDY BAR
9. GRIT
10. LAST NAME