Top Ten

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9.You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8.You ask for high fiber candy only.
7.When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your Balance and fall over.
6.People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.
5.When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." And can't remember the rest.
4.By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3.You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2.You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1.You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.