Saturday, December 22, 2007

Christmas Groaners

Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!


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