Saturday, December 22, 2007

Christmas Groaners


Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!


What do you call Santa when he has no money?
Saint "Nickel"-less!


What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!


What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!


What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish!


What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!

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