Geno The Archaologist

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans, 25,000 years ago, had a nationwide telephone network.

Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits, 35,000 years ago, had a nationwide fiber net.

Geno was outraged. He went to Ireland, dug 200 meters down and found absolutely nothing. He concluded that the ancient Irish, 55,000 years ago, had cellular phones.