Friday, January 04, 2008

Druggist's Bad Day

From Irene.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now,just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels -the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And Mister, I TOLD HER!"

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.burberrytop.net/]burberry[/url] irgrr [url=http://www.louboutintob.net/]louboutin pas cher[/url] zjcfr [url=http://www.louboutintob.net/]http://www.louboutintob.net/[/url] wlbdc [url=http://www.abeabercrombie.com/]http://www.abeabercrombie.com/[/url] ohshl [url=http://www.abeabercrombie.com/]abercrombie and fitch[/url] svhdy

Wednesday, December 12, 2012 6:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.burberrytrenchpascherfr.com/]burberry homme[/url] cmxsc [url=http://www.bobottesuggpascher.net/]bottes ugg[/url] vdxsr [url=http://www.mxsmonclerdoudounefemme.com/]moncler homme[/url] tfdan [url=http://www.mxsmonclerdoudounefemme.com/]moncler homme[/url] iwccg

Friday, December 28, 2012 7:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.monclerfemmefrsale.org/]http://www.monclerfemmefrsale.org/[/url] hvjwr [url=http://www.uggfrancefrsale.org/]ugg pas cher[/url] edbny [url=http://www.monclerfemmefrsale.org/]moncler femme[/url] hhzhw [url=http://www.burberryhommefrsale.org/]burberry femme[/url] rorno

Friday, January 04, 2013 8:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://ventepriveeuggfr.com/]http://ventepriveeuggfr.com/[/url] fpbnh [url=http://vetementsburberryfr.org/]burberry[/url] ocbre [url=http://vetementsburberryfr.org/]http://vetementsburberryfr.org/[/url] uredi [url=http://vetementsburberryfr.org/]http://vetementsburberryfr.org/[/url] dccgw

Friday, January 11, 2013 7:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.thomassabooutletukcheap.co.uk/]thomas sabo[/url] lkrbu [url=http://www.ralphlaurenoutletukcheap.co.uk/]http://www.ralphlaurenoutletukcheap.co.uk/[/url] qqawf [url=http://www.ralphlaurenoutletukcheap.co.uk/]ralph lauren[/url] cfjki [url=http://www.womensbootsukcheap.co.uk/]http://www.womensbootsukcheap.co.uk/[/url] imgkh

Monday, January 21, 2013 8:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

[url=http://www.burberryfemmefrpascher.com/]burberry pas cher[/url] xfbxt [url=http://www.ralphlaurenhommefrpascher.com/]http://www.ralphlaurenhommefrpascher.com/[/url] axmpt [url=http://www.ralphlaurenhommefrpascher.com/]ralph lauren homme[/url] ppear [url=http://www.louboutindiscountpascherfr.com/]louboutin[/url] ajhzl

Monday, January 21, 2013 5:52:00 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home