Thursday, February 21, 2008

Headlines

These are all real headlines from various newspapers.
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EYE DROPS OFF SHELF
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PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
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KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
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STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
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LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS
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QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED
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DEALERS WILL HEAR CAR TALK AT NOON
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MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
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MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
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DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE
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JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
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COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY
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PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
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POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
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12 ON THEIR WAY TO CRUISE AMONG DEAD IN PLANE CRASH
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KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
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SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED
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2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
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MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
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ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
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QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
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INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
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OLD SCHOOL PILLARS ARE REPLACED BY ALUMNI
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GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE
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HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
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LAWMEN FROM MEXICO BARBECUE GUESTS
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TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
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ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX
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LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH
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RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGE
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SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
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IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
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HERSHEY BARS PROTEST

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