SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS

From Melissa.

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* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...
they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
* A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
* If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
* Teamwork means never having to take all the blame your-self.
* We waste time, so you don't have to.
* Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
* A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
* Succeed in spite of management.
* Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
* We waste more time by 9:30 in the morning than other companies do all day.
* You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
* Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.