Monday, March 03, 2008

Cannibal Restaurant

From Lil Sis Colleen.


A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning...


This joke reminded me of an old one I used to tell.


A missionary was walking through the jungle one day when he came across three cannibals eating a person and drinking Pepsi.
He asked them, “What are you doing?”
One said, “We are cannibals. We are eating this person.”
He asked, “Do you eat their arms?”
They replied, “Yes.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat their legs?”
They replied, “Again, yes.”
Then he asked, while pointing to his crotch, “Do you eat their, umm, ‘things’?”
They replied, “Oh, no.”
He asked, “Why not?”
And they replied, “Because ‘things’ go better with Coke!”


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