Life Lessons

-Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, Age 10
- When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, Age 12
- Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9
- Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. Stephanie, Age 8
- Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Rosemary, Age 7
- Don't flush the john when your dad is in the shower. Lamar, Age 10
- Never bug a pregnant mom. Nicholas, Age 11
- When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, Age 16
- Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, Age 14
- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. Alyesha, Age 13
- Never try to baptize a cat. Laura, Age 13
- Never spit when on a roller coaster. Scott, Age 11
- Never do pranks at a police station. Sam, Age 10
- Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. Hank, Age 12
- Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. Molly, Age 11
- Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. Chelsey, Age 7
- Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. Phillip, Age 13
- Don't ever be too full for dessert. Kelly, Age 10

- Forget the cake, go for the icing. Cynthia, Age 8