RULES OF THE OFFICE

**If it rings, put it on hold;
**If it clanks, call the repairman;
**If it whistles, ignore it;
**If it's a friend, take a break;
**If it's the boss, look busy;
**If it talks, take notes;
**If it's handwritten, type it;
**If it's typed, copy it;
**If it's copied, file it;
**If it's Friday, forget it!