Sunday, June 01, 2008

What I Learned In College


This much I know.

You might be a college student if...
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
7. If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II).
8. If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
9. If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
10. If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11. If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
12. If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
13. If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
14. If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
15. If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
16. If you eat at the cafeteria because it's 'free', even though it tastes terrible.
17. If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
18. If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
19. If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
20. If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
21. If your social life consists of a date with the library.
22. If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
23. If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
24. If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
25. If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class.
26. If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
27. If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
28. If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
29. If your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference).
30. If you have built up a tolerance for beverages.
31. If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
32. If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
33. If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
34. If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
35. If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
36. If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
37. If you get more e-mail than mail.

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