Paratrooper

A friend of mine, a private in the Army told me this story. He went up for his first jump from a plane. All the other privates had jumped and he was left alone in the plane with his Sargent. The Sargent yelled "Jump Private". He said "I can't sir". The Sarge yelled "There is no can't in this man's Army. Now jump!". Again he said "I can't sir". The Sarge yelled "If you don't jump right now, I'm going to stick my penis up your behind".

So I said "Did you jump?"
He said "A little at first."