Questions You Should Not Attempt To Answer

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If you could redraw the boundaries of the state (or Province) you lived in, what shape would it be?

You are invited to a lavish party that is filled with glamorous, exciting, famous people. Why do you suppose they invited you?

If you had to eat one crayon out of a box of 64, what color would it be?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

What is your favorite internal organ?

Where does lint come from, and would you want to go there on a vacation?

Most packages say "Open here." What would you do if a package said, Open somewhere else?

If god appeared to you in a dream and told you to take accordion lessons, would you do it?

What breakfast cereal has had the greatest influence on your life?

If you could change the order of the alphabet, what order would you put the letters in?

Would you be willing to personally cut off Bambi's legs with a chainsaw if it meant that there would never be another infomercial on TV again?

Would you dance naked in Macy's front window to save the whales?
What about the snail darter? Is it because whales are bigger?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

How much would you charge to haunt a house?

Do you have a favorite toe?

Where were you on the night of November 26th, 1997?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

What is the capital of Mars?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?



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