Top Ten Christobol Facts

1. CBol has counted to infinity, twice.
2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep each night, he checks under the bed for CBol.
3. CBol is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
4. CBol doesn't churn butter. He kicks a cow so hard butter comes straight out.
5. CBol once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. CBol won by 5.
6. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players CBol has breathed on.
7. CBol once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
8. When CBol sends in his taxes, he sends in blank forms and a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack. CBol has not had to pay taxes, ever.
9. When CBol falls in water he does not get wet. Water gets CBolled.
10. When CBol does a pushup, he is not lifting himself up. He is pushing the Earth down.