I'm Getting $100 Million Dollars!

I received this in my email this morning. I'm rich!

Furthermore, during this unfortunate period I was advised to evacuate my immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives, but luck ran against me on my attempt to escape. I am now kept under house arrest by the Sultan and I have no access to a phone but I have a Palm V hand-held computer from which I am sending you this mail.Before my In-castration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Five Hundred Million United States Dollars US$500 Million in cash under special arrangement into the custody of different Private security and Trustee company for safe keeping abroad. This action was on the orders of my husband to me to enable us start a new life. The money was insured and deposited in the custody of the security firm in Spain. Hence I seek your good assistance to invest these funds into profitable investment in your country to facilitate future survival for my family abroad. I have decided to offer 20% of these funds to you as compensation for your strong cooperation.Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust while looking forward to your prompt reply towards a swift conclusion of this business transaction. If you write back, I will then give you the details of whom to meet in Spain for the completion of the transaction in confidence.Many Thanks & May Allah blessing remain with you, Amen.
I remain yours sincerely, Princess Fayad .W. Bolkiah

Thank the Lord she had that Palm. Uh, a princess wouldn't lie, would she? I better get my bank information to her as fast as possible. Right?



Back to reality. Who do these people think they are kidding. I know they want to empty out someone's bank account. But if someone is dumb enough to buy this story, do you really think they have any money?

Note to spammers; The next time you send a story like this, remember to start with "Once upon a time..."