Oh No Geno

wolfie said...
WTG tramp. You've totally scared him off. pppffttt *hairflip*

I received this comment today. And it contains two words you never, ever put together. Geno and scared.
She called Geno scared. Oh My God.

Well Wolfie, you're gonna hear it now. Geno is not scared. Geno has never been scared. Geno will never be scared. I grew up with him. It scared me. But not Geno. If there is one thing you don't do, it's call Geno scared.

One time, on a triple dog dare, Geno entered a tough man competition. He was the smallest guy there. And he won. Why? Because he ain't scared.

Heck, I'm scared of Geno's breakfast, pictured at left.

I remember one time some fella called Geno scared. Wanna here his patented response.
You might even get it in person. Geno doesn't take these things lightly.

Take it Geno...

Geno said...
If I was scared you could call me BOY!!!!!! Let me tell ya....
I've been from Main to Spain from Boston to Austin.,
I've been blewed and screwed and even tatooed...
10 inch dick and a bucket of balls
and hair long enough to hang you all...
Ain't scared...DON'T CALL ME BOY!!!!!!!!!
If you want to live on the edge, COME SEE ME!!!!!!!
Cause, if you're not living on the edge, you're takin' up too much space. C U soon

Well, I guess that's an olive branch. Or an invite. Yeah, that's it. Geno has no use for olive branches. At my house, for dinner we get two choices. Take it or leave it. With Geno you get one. Wanna guess which one?

And a reply from Wolfie.

wolfie said...
hrmmmmm *ponders*
Not sure I wanna visualize the 'I been screwed' part when followed so closely by measurements cause my mind tends to wander. And not in ways I'm sure you intended. And you know moren 2 balls is something you ought to get checked out right? Unless it's elephantitus. Maybe figure out how to make money with. But it does explain pantsless chaps wearing. Hard to stuff it all in there huh? Altho I have learned not to be too terribly disappointed when yonder conquering sword is, in reality, a paring knife. Tramp? How would you describe it? You've seen it.

*saunters off with a wiggle of her tail*

Whoa, back the truck up. Never seen it, don't want to, don't swing that way. And apparently neither does Geno. You can tell by his response to your comment when he thought you were a 'Bro'.
But I've spoke with a few of his girlfriends, and they describe it as "SWELL".

Be careful with Geno, Wolfie. I know you have talent. But Geno has experience. I know you are a mankiller, but Geno is a ladykiller. See what I mean by the unstoppanle force/immoveable object reference.

Lots of people play by the rules. Geno rewrote the rules in his own blood. Then he burned them up and announced "It's 'No Rules Day' for the rest of forever".

The first time Geno's mother breast fed him in a public place, he pointed at a well endowed woman and said, "I want takeout".

Oh, and Wolfie, nice wiggle and a well done saunter.
I would be happy to post your picture here, if I had one (hint, hint).
Doesn't have to be real. You pick.
But please include the wiggle.


UPDATE!!! This just in. I tried to warn the world, but would they listen. Oh no...

Tramp, I can't post this under (name withheld)! I am at work and can't. The computer police will get me. So put it out there for me,

Wolfie needs to know Geno can handle her.

Wolfie ~ If you decide to take on Geno, be ready. He never runs down!I have experienced Geno 12 times in less than 8 hours! The question is, can Wolfie handle GENO ? He also does a SWELL job.

Thanks Tramp. The whole idea is to keep it fun and no one get hurt.

I'll try and keep my remarks short.

Too much information! That's number one, number two.

No one gets hurt? I think Geno was trying to kill the poor woman.